Friday, July 6, 2012

Every party has a pooper...


July 6, 2012

So it wasn’t just me thinking that some of the people contacting me weren’t matches for me. The website contacted me today and said it noticed there were a lot of people emailing me that weren’t matches and had me set up a filtering system so that I wouldn’t even receive the emails from people that don’t meet my criteria. I’m glad the website caught this because I have been feeling like random ass people have been emailing me for days. Maybe people who are actually matches for me will start contacting me and I won’t feel so hopeless sometimes.

I just logged in and I have 6 emails, 8 matches and 1 person interested in me. No winks. What the heck?!?! Oh well, lets start with potential matches for me today.  There were only 2 people I put in my “interested” category. I don’t even know what it means to put someone there and I wonder if I am supposed to do something more other then categorize them as someone I would be interested in. I don’t know, I don’t really get it.

 I am starting to think there are just a bunch of crazies on here.  I don’t even know if this is something that will benefit me. I don’t really feel excited to be on here and today I am feeling like a huge nerd for even signing up. I don’t know if I just have a bad attitude because it was 102 degrees out today and I’m tired or if I am just impatient or if I am losing faith in this whole online dating thing. Are there really guys on here that I wan to date? Is the type of guy I hang out with on here? Or are these people the types of people that don’t have friends to introduce them to girls that they can date? I’m starting to think the type of guy I want and picture myself with isn’t the type of guy that joins this website.

Well now that I am a negative Nancy, on to the emails.

So the guy that emailed me to tell me  I was “gorgeous” emailed me back. I’m not emailing him back today because I don’t feel like it and I don’t even know what to say.

His email:
RE:
It's def my pleasure ;) you just caught my eye and had to say something!!

Well, that’s nice but if he wanted to talk to me he would have asked a question or tried to spark something up. I say pass.

Mr. Lawyer’s pep is annoying today. I’m not in the mood for causal dumb conversation. Either muster up the balls to ask me out or cut the shit.

His email:
RE:
Emily,
Ya it was good not working on the 4th. However, I may have to work some on Saturday and Sunday now, because I was just given a murder case to work on, along with a very complex medical malpractice case. Who knows it may not be that complex but I am not a doctor so it takes me a little to figure out what they are talking about. You are going to love the Oregon District, I actually may be going there on Saturday night for a friends birthday, plus the law firm is only 3 mins away in case I have to work sunday. But we will see, I told another friend id go out with him in Cincinnati on Saturday. Well I am sure you will go to pulse it kinda sucks, maybe blind bobs and nucomes, and maybe luckys or trolly stop. Either way let me know how you like it. I hope I get out of here before 7 I wanna go get sushi in Hyde Park. Who knows with this job though. I got an email from my boss at 550 am that only said LAW CLERK GET READY....so ya. ANy who how was your 4th? How is your friday going? I bet you are poolside. Well take care.

This is all great but I’m not in the mood to respond and I don’t know what any of these bars are because I’ve never been to Dayton or the Oregon District. I am going to browse over his pictures again though because I have a weird inclination I might see his peppy ass beat bobbing around the bar on Saturday.

Well looky here…Mr. Straight Shooter has emailed me back after I refused to give him my number.
Here  is his short lived email…

Sounds good, would you be available to do something Tuesday

SO he wants to go out on a date with me. Okay, this is a weird feeling. Here I have been bored and impatient and now that someone has asked me out I feel awkward. Now I have to like meet him face to face. WTF?!?!?! Oh jeezzz. I’m freaking out a little bit. This is weird. And crazy. And what the hell am I going to say to him? OMG! Thank God I have a conflict.

My response:
Hey,
I actually have dance practice on Tuesdays but I am free on Monday night. Other than that this coming week is really busy because I am in a wedding next weekend and I coach dance 2 nights a week. Let me know about Monday.

E

Oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Well someone finally put their money where their mouth is. What if the date is horrible? What if I am bored out of my mind? What if he has annoying habits? What if he is a crazy loon and follows me home and then goes all Silence of the Lambs on me and skins me and wears me like a high-end accessory? What if he is weird and mute and barely talks and then I will be awkward? What if he is funny? What if he is cool? What if the date turns out great? Seriously, what if the date is great? What the hell have I gotten myself into?!?

I am turning this thing in early tonight. I will have to leave the other emails for another night. I am going to sit and think rally hard about this. 

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